KATERINA WHO?

Kicking people in the gonads since 1993

WEARING A FLAG AS A TOP ISN’T NORMAL… BUT ON AUSTRALIA DAY IT IS!!! WHAT BETTER WAY TO DEMONSTRATE MY DEDICATION TO THIS CRAYFISH-ALICIOUS COUNTRY THAN TO OVERLOOK ALL THE PERFECYLY GOOD CLOTHES IN MY WARDROBE, WHOSE SPECIFIC PURPOSE WAS TO BE WORN, IN FAVOUR OF A TINY PIECE OF CLOTH WHICH I HAVE TO TUCK INTO MY BRA TO KEEP ON. WHO NEEDS PRACTICALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FLAG ON YOUR BOOBS, RIGHT? AND NOT JUST ANY FLAG! NO, SIR, THE FLAG OF THE MOST BRILLIANT, DEADLY, SEXY AND AWESOME COUNTRY EVAR! ONE MIGHT EVEN CALL IT THE CHUCK NORRIS OF COUNTRIES! AND JUDGING BY MY ENCOUNTERS OF FELLOW AUSTRALIANS ON THE STREETS TODAY, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TRULY SHOW MY AUSSIE-PHILIA. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? BECAUSE I’D BE PRETTY EMBARRASSED IF THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY. JUST SAYIN. 

HAPPY STRAYA DAY!!!!
  • 26 January 2013
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